Week 2, The Scores

	Alli – 5 +5 for a rose
	Amy – 28 Eliminated +15 for Juan Pablo commenting on her attractiveness +3 for really, almost, I can’t quite tell if she is or not crying Bonus: +10 for the most awkward interaction in Bachelor history since poor, misguided Jamie straddled Ben
	Andi – 25 +5 for a Rose +10 for semi-unintentional nudity Bonus: +10 for deludedly believing that getting naked with two hot girls was “outside of Juan Pablo’s comfort zone.” It pretty much is his entire comfort zone
	Cassandra – 50 +15 for Juan Pablo commenting on her attractiveness +5 for crying +10 for revealing a personal…not tragedy obviously…let’s just say for revealing she has a probably unbelievably cute kid +15 for threatening to leave the show and not following through +5 for a rose
	Chantel – 15 Eliminated +5 for crying +10 for referencing her “connection” with Juan Pablo (on her way out the door, but still…points are points!)
	Chelsie – 5 +5 for a rose
	Christy – 5 +5 for a rose
	Clare – 60 +10 for revealing a personal tragedy + 10 (5x2) for kissing on a one-on-one in a hot tub +20 for a date rose Bonus: +10 for being treated to a concert by someone I’ve never heard of (This has now been added to the permanent list – what an oversight!) +10 for saying “her mind and heart” has always dated bad guys…because apparently her body has been going after mild-mannered accountants named Phil
	Danielle – 5 +5 for a rose
	Elise – 5 +5 for a rose
	Kat – 45 +10 for referencing her “connection” with Juan Pablo + 15 for Juan Pablo commenting on her attractiveness +20 for a date rose
	Kelly – 35 +20 for a date rose Bonus: +5 for surprisingly making me laugh when she said “I assume it’s a photo shoot, but maybe it’s eating cheese. I’m good at both so….” +10 for unsurprisingly making me hate humanity when she said, “[Victoria’s] digging her own grave. Makes me look better.” I award her no points for basically being in black face the whole photo shoot.  Come on ABC, you know better than that.
	Lauren – 5 +5 for a rose
	Lucy – 65 +60 for three separate incidences of intentional nudity. SO MUCH NUDITY. +5 for a rose
	Nikki – 50 +15 for Juan Pablo commenting on her attractiveness +30 for tattling on Victoria for drinking too much +5 for a rose Non-Bonus Aside: Nikki didn’t earn herself any kissing action but, oh boy, is it coming. Did anyone else notice how much Juan Pablo licks his lips while talking to her?
	Renee – 25 +5 for misusing the word “literally” +5 for a rose Bonus: +10 for making me sort of want her to be my mom. She’s so comforting and nice! And she crawled under a bathroom door on a floor that had God knows what on it! +5 for the second most awkward conversation of the evening. “Let’s hug and talk about almost kissing!”
	Sharleen – 5 +5 for a rose Two Non-Bonus Asides: Firstly, Sharleen is so, so much prettier than this picture of her. Secondly, did she already totally forget the whole “I’m not that into him” thing? I knew she was going to break my heart.
	Victoria – 155 Eliminated +25 for all of the intoxication in the land +15 for threatening to leave the show and not following through +100 for getting kicked off the show outside of game play +5 for crying Bonus: Not that she needs any bonus points, but I can’t help but give her +5 for confusing CPR with the Heimlich Maneuver with another +5 tacked on for referring to the latter as the “Hymen Maneuver.” Oh how I wish that pun was intended.