Hello, I’m Faux Chris Harrison, and on behalf of all our friends at BFL blog, I’d like to wish Commissioner Megan a very happy birthday. Now, we understand this position is not one you take lightly. It takes a strong, resourceful woman to be willing to blog, day in and day out, on important show topics, such as...
...awkward lap dancing
...passionate, short-lived love turned to burning hate
...bachelors who appear on the show twice (and do not improve upon further acquaintance)
...queens of manipulation, questionable morals, and general bitchiness
...and wannabe queens who just can’t bring the same level of drama.
But on this special day, we promise to
...guard and protect the sanctity of this blog and our commissioner, so we don’t wind up
...singing to thousands of booing strangers while flashing our abs or
being forced to wear spinoff Power Ranger costumes.
In short, from us, and from some of your favorite men
We hope you have the most amazing birthday in BFL history.
And may it be full of enjoyable, distracting surprises.
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