Monday, February 11, 2013

Episodes 5 and 6, The Scores


AshLee F.
AshLee - 50
+10 for kissing on a group date
+10 for two roses
+5 for crying
Bonus: + 10 for unnecessarily forcing herself to face a fear
+5 for saying that she and Sean had a soul connection
+10 for incorrectly assuming that Sean invited them to the group date because he wanted to see her.

Catherine
Catherine - 55
+15 for kissing in a group setting and on a one-on-one
+25 for one rose and one date rose
+10 for revealing a personal tragedy
+5 for cyring
Bonus: - 1 for every day she's gone without hot chocolate (okay, not really)


Daniella
Daniella - 50
Eliminated
+20 for a date rose
+10 for kissing in a group setting
+15 for crying three times
Bonus: +5 for misusing the word literally



Desiree
Desiree - 50
+25 for a rose and a date rose
+5 kissing on a one-on-one
+10 for revealing a personal tragedy
Bonus: +10 for "I think that's why I'm so humble."



Jackie
Jackie - 25 
Eliminated   
+10 for kissing in a group setting, sorta
+5 for crying
Bonus: +10 for tattling on Tierra


Lesley
 Lesley M. - 45
+25 for a rose and a date rose
+10 for kissing in a group date setting
Bonus: +10 for saying "weak people piss me off"...and for defining "weak" as "people who are bad at baling hay and drinking goat's milk." 

Lindsay

Lindsay - 75
+5 for crying
+25 for a date rose and a regular rose
+20 for kissing in multiple group date settings
+10 for revealing a personal tragedy
Bonus: +15 for gratuitously telling Sean that you sleep naked. Well played, Lindsay

Robyn

Robyn - 5
Eliminated
Bonus: +5 for referencing a reality show trashier than your own.

Sarah

Sarah – 20
Eliminated
+5 for crying
+5 for a rose
+10 for kissing on a group date (barely)

Selma

Selma – 15
+5 for a rose
+10 for kissing in a group setting
Bonus: I award Selma no bonus points for shaming her family.  None.


Tierra
Tierra – 90
+5 for crying
+10 for two roses
+25 for "requiring" medical attention
+10 for threatening violence
+10 for kissing on a group date
+10 for revealing a personal tragedy
Bonus: +20 for seeking Sean out during other people's date

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