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Amanda - 35
Eliminated
+25 for requiring a vehicle with a siren
+5 for crying
Bonus: +5 for saying "heartbreak is such a
difficult emotion" in the most robot-y tone of voice ever. I'd
imagine that any emotion would
be difficult for her if it wasn't first translated to binary.
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AshLee - 15
+10 for kissing
on a group date
+5 for a rose
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Catherine - 30
+10 for kissing in a group setting
+5 for a rose
Bonus: +15
for VAGINA KISS
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Daniella - 5
+5 for a rose
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Desiree - 5
+5 for rose
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Jackie - 5
+5 for a rose
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Lesley M. - 5
+5 for a rose
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Leslie H. - 30
Eliminated
+10 for saying some girls aren't there for the right reasons
+15 for having Sean repeatedly comment
on her attractiveness. I wonder if he was worried people would think he was
racist if he didn't keep saying she was beautiful.
+5 for crying
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Lindsay - 35
+20 for a date rose
+10 for kissing on a group date
Bonus: +5 for what would
have been a hot tub make out if she hadn’t been foiled by Tierra
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Robyn - 25
+10 for kissing in a group setting
+5 for a rose
Bonus: +10 for trash talking Tierra immediately after accepting her
apology
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Sarah – 10
+5
for crying
+5
for a rose
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Selma – 45
+20 for a date rose
Bonus:
+15 for aggressively and unnecessarily mentioning her weight
+10 for using Sean as an undergarment
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Tierra – 65
+5 for crying
+15 for threatening to leave and not
following through
+20 for a date rose
+10 for kissing on a group date
Bonus:
+15 for the worst apology ever in which the words that’s “your bad”
were actually used
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Because e-mail has become cumbersome, because I wanted to make it easier for each of you to ignore me, and because I didn't find "Bachelor Fantasy League Commissioner" a shameful enough title and wanted to add "and blogger" to the list, I've created this lovely site to help regulate our league. I'll be updating it at least weekly with scoring summaries, but feel free to visit as (in)frequently as you like.
Monday, February 4, 2013
Episode 4, The Scores
Just under the wire! Not sure how I'm going to make it through two episodes of scoring and paint my house! Maybe no one will notice if I just don't show up to work.
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