See, Sharleen. Take note. Not only does Nikki manage to work in the fact that her parents are still married after 28 loving, blissful, and probably genetic years of marriage (because that's a thing, right?), but she also hints at her love of drunk dancing. Now, I'm just a little bit out of practice in my Petite-Peppy-Blonde-Nurse to English translation, but I'm pretty sure that's code for "Willing to have sex with you." No impressive resume or love of foreign magical realist authors needed, Sharleen. Nikki came to play!
Because e-mail has become cumbersome, because I wanted to make it easier for each of you to ignore me, and because I didn't find "Bachelor Fantasy League Commissioner" a shameful enough title and wanted to add "and blogger" to the list, I've created this lovely site to help regulate our league. I'll be updating it at least weekly with scoring summaries, but feel free to visit as (in)frequently as you like.
Friday, December 27, 2013
Day 10, Nikki
See, Sharleen. Take note. Not only does Nikki manage to work in the fact that her parents are still married after 28 loving, blissful, and probably genetic years of marriage (because that's a thing, right?), but she also hints at her love of drunk dancing. Now, I'm just a little bit out of practice in my Petite-Peppy-Blonde-Nurse to English translation, but I'm pretty sure that's code for "Willing to have sex with you." No impressive resume or love of foreign magical realist authors needed, Sharleen. Nikki came to play!
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