Episode 9, The Scores

	Ben – 55 +30 (15 x 2) for audience boos +10 for appearing mostly not remorseful +5 for claiming the experience showed him ways to improve himself Bonus: +10 for forcing Des to slip into a state of delusion by claiming that she always believed him to be insincere
	Brandon – 15 +10 (5 x 2) for audience applause +5 for being featured in a blooper
	Bryden – 10 +5 for audience applause +5 for being featured in a blooper Non-Bonus Aside: I'm sort of shocked they didn't make him discuss his untimely departure at all. I mean, he was there, right?
	Dan – 35 +5 for audience applause Bonus: +20 for milking "chance" encounter with Ben's baby mama/best friend +10 for accusing Ben of applying for custody after the show...as if that's a terrible thing
	James – 130 +30 (15 x 2) for audience boos +60 (20 x 3) for audience looks of disbelief +15 for refusing to apologize +10 (5 x 2) for being featured in bloopers Bonus: +5 for misusing the word prosecute instead of persecute...though really some of these points should probably go to Michael +10 for blaming Desiree for his getting kicked off
	Juan Pablo – 75 +20 (5 x 4) for audience applause +10 (5 x 2) for being featured in bloopers Bonus: +15 for likely being the next bachelor given all the never-before-seen footage they showed of him talking about his daughter +20 for apparently making Zak W. fall in love with him +10 for Chris Harrison weirdly implying that his daughter needs a mom...pretty sure she has a mom, Chris
	Kasey – 65 +10 (5 x 2) for audience applause  +20 for audience looks of disbelief +5 for being featured in a blooper Bonus: +10 for repeated use of the phrase "wholesome and pure." If Kasey had done better, he would have been so saddened by the Fantasy Suite episode. +10 for blaming Brian for his lack of connection with Des when he clearly should have blamed the hashtags +10 for attempting to play the "can I finish? I let James finish" card. It just never works.
	Michael G. – 5 +5 for audience applause Non-Bonus Applause: Can that possibly be it? No legal puns? No general whiney annoyingness? No Miami Vice themed suit?  I feel like I don't know Michael at all now.
	Mikey T. – 60 +5 for audience applause +20 for audience disbelief +5 for appearing in a blooper Bonus: +20 for blaming Brooks for what went down in the limo.  Thank God you're not like Brooks Mikey! +10 for referencing his US Weekly cover
	Zak W. – 60 +10 (5 x 2) for audience applause +15 for being forced to confess his love at Chris Harrison's behest Bonus: +5 for writing a poem +20 for writing another song +10 for recognizing he comes on too strong. That's half the battle Zak!

Men Tell All Finale Rules:

Crying +10
Earning audience applause +5
Earning audience boos +15
Earning stock footage of concerned audience whispers of disbelief +20
Being described by Chris Harrison as a superlative +10
Confessing feelings you may or may not have been experiencing at Chris Harrison's behest +15
Claiming you were misunderstood +5

Claiming the experience changed you +5

Blaming the editors for how you appeared +10

Making no effort to appear remorseful about your actions +15

Making any kind of pun +5
Using another contestant's words against him +10

Being featured in a blooper +5

Already being in a new relationship +20

Laura's Team (270 Total):

James

Zak W.

Michael G.

Bryden

Kasey

Maggie's Team (240 Total):

Ben

Juan Pablo

Dan

Mikey T.

Brandon