So, I've seen other Bachelorette recappers speculate about the questionable nature of Zak W.'s alleged age, claiming he looks just a wee bit too old, a mite to plastically, to be 31. And, though I've avoided discussing it until now, it's time. Because in two weeks Zak W. will confess that, not only is he not actually 31, but he's also D.B. Sweeney.
Now, you're probably thinking that it wouldn't be a bad thing to be engaged to the Doug Dorsey. I mean, sure, his career has been just slightly less than successful since starring in one of the all-time best romantic comedies on the planet, The Cutting Edge, in 1992. So what if his career since has descended into TV guest starring spots, voice over work for OWN, and (shudder) a starring role in Atlas Shrugged. He's aged pretty well - and who isn't looking for something to hold over Moira Kelly.
In fact, Desiree would be lucky to marry D. B. Sweeney...you know...if he wasn't already married with two kids.
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