I've pretty much vented about all of the women already, so let's just get down to business here. Happy division finals everyone! It has been a great season, and for those of you who won't be moving on to the playoffs, make sure you pitch in and suggest some final rules! I'm sure it's going to be a crazy final episode!
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Becca – 100
+5 for a rose +5 for kissing on a one-on-one +15 for confessing her love for Chris +10 for torturously revealing that she's a virgin +15 for Chris commenting on her attractiveness +20 for reducing Chris to incoherent stuttering (I like how he super smoothly started to say "It sucks" and then switched gears to "It surprises me." I don't even think he's a bad guy - he just really wanted to jump her bones +25 for accepting an invitation to the fantasy suite ( points which I am only begrudgingly awarding her as it is obviously a technicality)
Bonus: +5 for feigning interest in Chris' description of Balinese farming practices. But ONLY +5 because TRY HARDER BECCA!
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Kaitlyn
Eliminated +5 for kissing on a one-on-one +5 for crying +10 for making Chris cry +15 for Chris commenting on her attractiveness +15 for confessing her love for Chris +25 for accepting an invitation to the fantasy suite +10 for making her monkey date (HER MONKEY DATE) into a metaphor about love (this actually hasn't been that bad this season, but COME ON) |
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Whitney – 60
+5 for a rose +5 for kissing on a one-on-one +15 for Chris commenting on her attractiveness. +25 for accepting an invitation to the fantasy suite Bonus: +10 for making Chris not so much incoherent but really, really sweaty during their serious chat |
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