Sunday, February 2, 2014

Week 4, The Scores

Alli
Alli – 5
+5 for a rose





Andi
Andi – 30
+10 for referencing her "journey"
+20 for a date rose




Cassandra
Cassandra – 15
+5 for a rose
Bonus: +10 for being pretty catty about the other girls cattiness.  I don't want to live in a world where reality TV hypocrisy isn't rewarded. 



Chelsie
Chelsie – 15
+5 for a rose
Bonus: +10 for saying "You can tell how famous they are because we're in this mall and there are people on every level." Which is pretty much just the nature of malls. 


Clare
Clare – 50
+15 for Juan Pablo commenting on her attractiveness
+5 for a rose
+10 for kissing on a group date
Bonus: +5 for making Juan Pablo violate his wildly inconsistent and just generally pretty dumb policy of not kissing on group dates
+5 for saying "Korea. I don't even have a kimono."
+10 for saying she doesn't think Sharleen and Juan Pablo have chemistry....based on watching them make out a whole lot. 
If I could I would give Clare minus a million for bemoaning the fact that she had "chocolate breath."  Chocolate breath is not a thing - it is a delightful bonus to kissing. What is wrong with you, lady!

Danielle
Danielle – 20
+5 for a rose
Bonus: +15 for questioning whether Nikki would make a good example for Camila



Elise
Elise – 25
Eliminated
+5 for crying
Bonus: +10 for getting aggressively up in Juan Pablo's face about people not being good mothers for this child she has never meant
+10 for saying her mother wouldn't want her around such ugly people - Cassandra doesn't have sole proprietorship of hipocrasy. 

Kat
Kat – 15
+15 for revealing a personal tragedy
+5 for a rose




Kelly
Kelly – 25
+5 for a rose
Bonus:
+5 for saying Clare has "swallowed bigger things than that"
+15 for being a giant pot stirrer with Nikki and Clare and saying "I feel awkward in the middle of you."

Lauren S
Lauren – 10
Eliminated
+10 for crying twice
Non-Bonus Aside: I award her no points for her statement that she "made so many mistakes." After what went down, I feel legitimately bad for her that things went down that way. 

Nikki
Nikki – 60
+10 for questioning if someone is here for the right reasons
+20 for a date rose
+10 for kissing in a group setting
Bonus: +5 for interrupting Clare's one-on-one time
+10 for demonstrating a stunning lack of understanding of what constitutes science
+5 for demonstrating an equally remarkable lack of perspective on the whole dancing thing.

Renee
Renee – 15
+5 for a rose
Bonus: +10 for what was probably the worst instance of sand-bagging in Bachelor history. I wanted to kiss him....so I brought up his daughter. 



Sharleen
Sharleen – 60
+10 for plugging her career
+5 for kissing on a one-on-one
+20 for a date rose
Bonus: +5 for pulling the same 180 that she pulled in the last episode.  Why must you break my hard over and over again, Sharleen
+5 for her stunning and I think unprecedented admission that she wasn't sure she wanted kids. I thought Chris Harrison personally screened to make sure these sorts of things didn't happen
+10 for Juan Pablo saying she's his "favorite."
+5 for complimenting Juan Pablo on being "open to other lifestyles." In light of all that has happened in the past few weeks, my husband literally laughed aloud at this one. 

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