Andi – 50
+5 for kissing on a one-on-one
+15 for Juan Pablo commenting on her attractiveness
+20 for a date rose
+10 for making her date into a metaphor
Non-Bonus: I award her nothing but frankly, my very grave disappointment that she failed to make the appropriate heavily innuendo-laden geyser metaphor. The twelve year old boy in each of us is shaking his head sadly in her general direction.
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Cassandra – 95
Eliminated
+10 for complaining about not getting a one-on-one
+5 for crying +15 for referencing her connection +15 for Juan Pablo commenting on her attractiveness (+5 bonus because he did it while dumping her)
Bonus: +30 for getting sent home early, you know, out of respect.
+15 for enduring the intense condescension of being told that "she's grown here" and that Juan Pablo was just so happy to be a part of it. She is an American hero. | |
Chelsie – 20
+5 for a rose
Non-Bonus: +15 for saying "that leaves Kat to go home and that's a good feeling"...I don't think she meant it like that, but still...
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Clare – 60
+10 for complaining about not getting the first one-on-one
+5 for kissing on a one-on-one
+20 for a date rose
+15 for Juan Pablo commenting on her attractiveness
Bonus: +10 for becoming suddenly cagey and pretending that her overtly sexual metaphors of the previous week were really just about swimming. The ocean is fun, but pure bliss...? Come on, Clare.
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Kat – 40
Eliminated
+10 for revealing a personal tragedy (Bonus x 3 for doing it in the most deliberate attempt to manipulate herself into a rose that I have ever seen
+5 for crying Bonus: +5 for mentioning that she's been journaling (though, clearly, she let us all down there by not reading it) | |
Nikki – 45
+10 for kissing on a group date
+5 for a rose
+15 for referencing her connection with Juan Pablo
+15 for Juan Pablo commenting on her attractiveness...at least that's what I assume Juan Pablo was saying with "Nikki: Watch Out," rather than an overt threat of murder
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Renee – 40
+5 for a rose
+10 for kissing in a group setting
+15 for Juan Pablo commenting on her attractiveness
Bonus: +10 for also enduring Juan Pablo's condescension and graciously accepting the moniker of one of the "special ones"
Non-Bonus Aside: Two points here. First, Juan Pablo said that there's nothing sexier that listening to a woman talk about her kid, so....do we think he screws his ex a lot?
And second and totally unrelated: Renee's got to be the odds on favorite to be the next Bachelorette, right? | |
Sharleen – 45
GOOD LORD SHARLEEN, JUST LEAVE ALREADY!
+10 for kissing in a group setting
+20 for a date rose
+5 for crying
Bonus: +10 for threatening to leave, you know, maybe next week...after all the traveling is over...
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Monday, February 17, 2014
Week 6, The Scores
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