Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Week 6, The Scores

Important information has been suspended for the week, because there is absolutely nothing of importance to report!

Ben H
Ben H. – 35
+5 for a rose
+10 for kissing in a group setting
+10 for making Kaitlyn cry (boy, was there a lot of that this episode)
Bonus: +10 for calling Kaitlyn out on her conversation with Shawn. On the one hand, I feel pretty certain that that wasn't a magical spur-of-the-moment idea. On the other...you have to pretty much feel like you've got no shot if she tells another guy he's the one after she's been hanging out with both of you.


Ben Z
Ben Z. – 20
Eliminated
+10 for kissing in a group date setting
Bonus: +10 for referencing his "forever love." I feel like that's generally a term for people making fun of the show.







Chris
Chris - 50
Eliminated
+5 for a rose
+10 (5 x 2) for kissing on a one-on-one with a helicopter bonus
+10 for crying
+25 for being abandoned on the side of a cliff
Non-Bonus Aside: While he certainly doesn't get points for his measured and insightful portion of the evening, his observation that she's not ready for her lifetime of happiness did seem almost chillingly correct! Less correct, moving to Nashville as a single 20-something because it's a good place to raise kids.

Jared   
Jared – 10
+5 for kissing on a one-on-one
Bonus: +5 for calling Kaitlyn transparent. Oh, how the producers shall make him eat those words!

JJ   
J. J. – 50
Eliminated
+10 for kissing in a group date setting
+10 for revealing a personal tragedy
+25 for being abandoned in the wilderness
Bonus: +5 for telling Kaitlyn he was falling for her while Joe sat there and awkwardly watched. Really a classy move.

Joe   
Joe  45
+20 for a date rose
+15 for saying he's falling in love with Kaitlyn (which, I'm a fan of you, Joe, but...how?)
Bonus: +10 for telling the other guys he was falling in love with Kaitlyn, or, as it is more commonly known, poking the Shawn..


Nick V

Nick – 20
+10 for kissing in a group date setting
+10 for crying
Shawn B   
Shawn – 55
+5 for a rose
+5 for kissing in a one-on-one setting
+20 for stealing unsanctioned time with Kaitlyn
+20 (10 x 2) for making Kaitlyn cry a lot, on multiple occasions
Bonus: +5 for being the target of piped in snoring. Just in case his actions haven't made him unattractive to us yet...because he's pretty much not going to win.


Tanner   
Tanner – 10
Eliminated
Bonus: +10 for his less than charming gossip session with Nick in which he betrayed all of Shawn's darkest secrets.

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