Saturday, March 7, 2015

Finals, Scores


Maggie - 215
Britt - 55
Kaitlyn - 30
Ashley S. - 70
Jade - 50
Megan - 10


Ashley I.
Melissa - 145                           Eastlake - 75
Kardashley - 35                        Kelsey - 55
Carly - 75                                 Mackenzie - 5
Jillian - 25                                Jordan - 5
Tara - 5                                     Juelia - 10
Samantha - 5                            Tandra - 0


Kardashley - 35
+10 for earning audience applause x 2
+5 for being featured in a blooper
Bonus: +15 for refusing to accept Kelsey's apology
+5 for her look of sheer disgust featured when Kelsey blew her nose in Chris Harrison's handkerchief...although, let's be real. The look of disgust should be for the concept of a cloth handkerchief rather than Kelsey's actions in this incident.




Ashley S.
Ashley S. – 70
+10 for earning audience applause x 2
+10 for being described as a superlative by Chris Harrison
+20 for audience whispers of disbelief
Bonus: +10 for giving Chris Harrison a gift
+10 for being invited to appear on Bachelor in Paradise
+10 for refusing to back off of her complete insanity





Britt
Britt - 55
+20 for audience applause x 4
+10 for crying
+10 for blaming the editors for making it seem like she doesn't want kids
Bonus: +5 for mentioning her work with "inner city" children
+10 for insisting on going up and sitting with Chris (hilariously, when she asked "Can I come up there?" my husbands immediately response was "I think you all know a mandatory restraining order that goes into effect the moment you get kicked off." Seems like it's probably not all that far from the truth)

Carly
Carly – 75
+10 for audience applause x 2
+15 for earning audience boos
+20 for earning audience whispered disbelief (earning all three of these in the Bachelor equivalent to the Gordie Howe hat trick)
+10 for crying
+5 for being featured in a blooper
Important Info: +15 for admitting to reading Chris' blog....which you know they all did.




Jade
Jade – 50
+5 for earning audience applause
+10 for crying
+5 for being featured in a blooper
Bonus: +15 for admitting to reading Chris' blog
+5 for commenting on her lack of closure (which should totally be a standard part of the points by the way)

+10 for insisting on going up to sit with Chris, ostensibly so he could get the full body shot of her looking hot in that red dress!



Jillian   
Jillian – 25
+10 for earning audience applause x 2
+5 for being featured in a blooper
Bonus: +10 for Chris Harrison telling her she was "jacked up"

Jordan   
Jordan – 5
+5 for earning audience applause

Juelia   
Juelia  10
+10 for earning audience applause x 2
Kaitlyn   
Kaitlyn – 30
+10 for earning audience applause x 2
+5 for being featured in a blooper
Bonus: +5 for complaining about her lack of closer
+10 for earning audience lip pouts
Kelsey   
Kelsey – 55
+5 for audience applause
+10 for being called a superlative by Chris Harrison (though was she really the most controversial contestant ever? Don't people just generally dislike her? Maybe they meant controversial in that it's the first time the show has ever admitted that having something tragic happen to you isn't necessarily the equivalent of being a decent human being)
+10 for crying
+5 for being featured in a blooper
Important Info: +15 for a super awkward audience murmur during the introductions
+10 for blowing her nose into Chris Harrison's pocket square. It has certainly never suffered through such indignities before as he had an operation years ago to limited all bodily functions

Mackenzie   
Mackenzie – 5
+5 for audience applause

Megan   
Megan – 10
+10 for earning audience applause x 2



Samantha   
Samantha – 5
+5 for audience applause

Tandra   
Tandra – 0
Though she earns a million life points for not bothering to show up.
Tara


Tara – 5
+5 for audience applause





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