Week 8, The Scores

	Andi – 245 Wonderfully, Gloriously Self-Eliminated +5x2 for kissing on a one-on-one +5x2 for crying +15x2 for Juan Pablo commenting on her attractiveness (Bonus +5 because once it was to her mom) +25 for accepting the invitation to the fantasy suite +5 for a rose +10 for referencing her sadly lacking connection with Juan Pablo +50 for threatening to leave and following through Bonus:  +5 for Dad commenting on his attractiveness...sort of +5 for Dad talking about how awesome his son-in-law is +15 for making Juan Pablo a video in which the door was left open for him to believe she was coming to tell him she loved him. Andi seems like a straight shooter so I'm guessing that was the producers' doing, but he deserves it and it certainly doesn't make things any less awesome. So many amazing things happened that it was really hard to score Andi this week, but I didn't just want to say "whoever has her wins" and leave it at that, so I've decided to award +5 for every awesome and valid point Andi made and +10 for every totally unnecessary point that she clearly through out there just because she can't stand to look at Juan Pablo's stupid face.  That brings us to:    +5 for saying he didn't care about who she was    +5 for saying he needs to love her more than he loves himself    +5 for being totally prepared to let him off the hook until it is blatantly obvious that he could not care less that she is leaving    +5 for saying that she hopes he's different with Clare and Nikki    +5 for being pissed he talked about sharing the fantasy suite with Clare    +10 for the ludicrous "default" vs. "barely" debate    +10 for getting ragey every time he said "It's okay"    +10 for mentioning his name dropping.  That was amazing especially since clearly they've been editing around it      +10 for calling out the fact that all he wants to do is kiss rather than get to know her
	Clare – 155 +5x2 for crying +5 for kissing on a one-on-one +5x2 for kissing on a one-on-one with a hot tub bonus +25 for accepting an invitation to the fantasy suite +15 for blatant intoxication in the fantasy suite +15 for confessing her love for Juan Pablo +15 for Juan Pablo commenting on her attractiveness...in a bikini...with a creepy tongue roll +5x2 for a rose Bonus:  +15 for the not-at-all producer-concocted drama with Laura, my favorite part of which was when she huffily said "I'll just stand over here." +15 for totally understandable dithering about whether or not to accept the fantasy suite invitation. +0 points for not calling out Juan Pablo's disgusting continued hypocrisy on this subject.   +10 for being not at all disturbed by Juan Pablo casually dropping that he'll be spending the night in the fantasy suite with any and all takers +10 for saying "When we wake up, we'll know a lot more about each other." I do not want to know a single item that might have made that list
	Nikki – 115 +5x2 for kissing on a one-on-one +25 for accepting an invitation to the fantasy suite +5x2 for a rose +15 for confessing her love for Juan Pablo +15 for Juan Pablo commenting on her attractiveness Bonus: +10 for the super-subtle decision to ride the mechanic bull with Juan Pablo. So hard to figure out what she was trying to communicate there! +15 for the outfit she elected to wear while riding horses, single-handedly overtaking jodhpurs as the most ridiculous article of clothing ever to be displayed on the back of a horse +5 for saying that she felt like a giant weight was lifted off her shoulders once she confessed her love - that's exactly what you should feel when you tell someone you love them! +10 for her bizarre video in which she recapped their dates rather than, you know, talking about anything silly like feelings.
	Renee – 50 Eliminated +5 for crying, adorably because she was so overwhelmed when she saw Ben. Shame on the producers for making her wait to do it in front of Juan Pablo +5 for misusing the word literally +5 for kissing on a one-on-one +15 for confessing her love for Juan Pablo Bonus: +10 for being subjected to the indignities of having her eyebrows pet +10 for Renee's mom telling her "We can love out pets." You're lovely Renee. I'm sure that won't always be true!